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Arse Face TowelArse Face Towel The Arse Face Towel is the A-F of hygiene! Imagine the horror of picking up a suspiciously brown and wet towel off the bath (from wherever you keep your fluffies) and having to immerse your face courageously into its crusty core. If this makes your stomach churn (and shame on you if it doesn’t!) then purchase the Arse Face Towel! With a specific side for each of your ‘bits’ you can be clear about stamping out the fear of Arse-Face phobia forever! About the Arse Face Towel The Arse Face Towel is a practical and pretty outrageous towel that will entertain whilst keeping you sane about the separate hygiene of your...
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| Arse Face Towel | £12.99 |
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Arse Face SoapArse Face Soap The Arse Face Soap is the A-F of hygiene! When you buy the Arse Face Soap, you’ll never need to worry about scary bacteria ruining your complexion again! The peace of mind of knowing where the Arse Face has and hasn’t been is... |
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Arse Face SpongeThe Arse Face Sponges should be law and are a must have novelty gift. The Arse Face Sponge is 2 sided but one is for your 'front and back bottom' and the other your face. This way, each area is kept squeaky clean and separate, with no 'Arse... |
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Fanny Face TowelFanny Face Towel You've seen our top selling Arse Face Towel, now witness the divine Fanny Face Towel! This has to be the funniest new product we have seen for years. The perfect way to keep squeaky clean in all sorts of places without having to wonder... |
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